Monday, February 6, 2012
mind
In the ultimate sense, everything starts in the mind. To the pure-minded everything is pure. To the immoral everything is evil. An undisciplined mind causes great havoc in the lives of people. Sense-enslaved minds are the perpetrators of all wars, cruelties, and injustices.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
ya ya
Sighn for a pest control agency in calcutta PEST MORTEM
Notice in a private car parking road in kolkata this road is private All trespassers will be deflated.
At the entrance of a cemetery parking area in kolkata : the area is for permanent residents only
Slogan on truck owned by fluke transport limited kolkata "if it is on time its fluke"
Notice in a private car parking road in kolkata this road is private All trespassers will be deflated.
At the entrance of a cemetery parking area in kolkata : the area is for permanent residents only
Slogan on truck owned by fluke transport limited kolkata "if it is on time its fluke"
Saturday, February 28, 2009
BACK TO BASICS
Help wanted ad Bartender waitress, needed. we need honest sober reliable help. would settle for any two of the three above named requirements.
A Government office advertising a job opening for an administrative technician said applicants must have demonstrated capacity to answer phone when it rings without having to be told.
Help wanted ad Small fast growing daily looking for honest to goodness reporter no nonsense braggadocio claims just good solid writing with good handwriting
A Government office advertising a job opening for an administrative technician said applicants must have demonstrated capacity to answer phone when it rings without having to be told.
Help wanted ad Small fast growing daily looking for honest to goodness reporter no nonsense braggadocio claims just good solid writing with good handwriting
life
bachelor's life is like "airtel", aisi azadi aur kahaan. after engagement its like "spice", spice hai to life hai & after marriage its like reliance, "aapki duniya biwi ki mutti mein", after a child its "vodafone" wherever you go network follows, uske baad bsnl : the subscriber ur calling is not reachable.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
next time
Recently my cousin and his wife had their first child. One day his wife suggested that he try his hand at changing the babys nappies.
"I am buy" my cousin said " I will do that next time"
the next time the baby was wet she asked her husband if he was ready to learn how to change nappies He looked puzzled for a moment then said "oh I didnt mean the next nappy I meant the next baby '
"I am buy" my cousin said " I will do that next time"
the next time the baby was wet she asked her husband if he was ready to learn how to change nappies He looked puzzled for a moment then said "oh I didnt mean the next nappy I meant the next baby '
trouble
The real trouble with the world today isn't that populations have multiplied but they remain so divided
want to die
Sighn outside a calcutta hairdressing saloon " going grey and looking old come to us for dying
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