Patrick went to doctor and asked " Sir I am having pain in my left leg for last few days"
Doctor " Its nothing to worry You are getting old"
Patrick angrily " My right leg that is also as old as my left leg but it does not give me
trouble
Client to lawyer " Sir you gave me only one advice but why did you give me two bills"
Lawyer ' After taking the first advice you went away and after some time you came back and asked me another question remember'
"Yes sir I came back and asked did I left my umbrella behind"
Lawyer " Did'nt I gave the answer"
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