Wife to husband at front door carrying golf clubs You dont have to go all the way to the golf course for a hole in one. Theres one in the roof one in the screen one in the bathroom .....
Military officer addressing junior officer I dont want people around who say yes all the time I want people who say yes sir
Couple to travel agent "Separate the oceans please"
College graduate to friend How about that from the head of the class to the end of unemployment line in one day
One elderly spinster to another I must say after reading all these new books on sex I am just as glad I never bothered.
Couple leaving the house to teenage son Its our high school reunion junior stop referring to it as the bicentennial
Woman shoper About all i have ever done with my life is wait for something to be reduced 50%
In came the owner of a company whose goods were staffed in the store and said to the woman
madam you can buy my companys share it is in discount of 80% from jan high
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