Sunday, March 1, 2009

ya ya

Sighn for a pest control agency in calcutta PEST MORTEM

Notice in a private car parking road in kolkata this road is private All trespassers will be deflated.

At the entrance of a cemetery parking area in kolkata : the area is for permanent residents only

Slogan on truck owned by fluke transport limited kolkata "if it is on time its fluke"

Saturday, February 28, 2009

BACK TO BASICS

Help wanted ad Bartender waitress, needed. we need honest sober reliable help. would settle for any two of the three above named requirements.

A Government office advertising a job opening for an administrative technician said applicants must have demonstrated capacity to answer phone when it rings without having to be told.

Help wanted ad Small fast growing daily looking for honest to goodness reporter no nonsense braggadocio claims just good solid writing with good handwriting

life

bachelor's life is like "airtel", aisi azadi aur kahaan. after engagement its like "spice", spice hai to life hai & after marriage its like reliance, "aapki duniya biwi ki mutti mein", after a child its "vodafone" wherever you go network follows, uske baad bsnl : the subscriber ur calling is not reachable.